Mind your language

Day 872, 12:36 • Published in Latvia India • by khasim
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There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, &quot😉am fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them damn fish. Did he have anything against the fish?

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them.

When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son "pass me the dam fish."



His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the f***ing potatoes!"