Military report day 1580
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by Cunemous Beaufourt
Dear readers,
This week we have seen a turn of events regarding the war of the beers.
At first, victory for Hertog Jan seemed clear, but Duvel gained on us the last few days. They gained the brewery of Das.(pas lekker)
Now this gives us all a fantastic oppertunity to get some resistance hero badges, but i must say i am utterly annoyed by the belgians. First we were bragging about winning their country, and they raised a major stink on that, calling us fascists and imperialists. Now they have won one of our homecountries their cp suddenly takes in the victor's position and states the Dutch have lost. It seems their very nice beer called Delerium actually makes them Delirious. Now i'm not going to explain to you everything that is wrong with the belgians, because i don't feel like writing all day.
But there is a dude who does feel like that: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/delusion-the-myth-of-belgium-1988777/1/20
Well, as the ministry of foreign affairs said, focus on the RW's and as soon as Belgium loses their MPP's with our allies, we will take them over again.
About their mpp's, last time i reported they only had 4 or 5 allies, now they have 18. Most of which seem to be One or pro-one countries. Is this enough incentive for Eden allies to help us fully? And for Americans to stop fighting side by side with Serbians and Macedonians? Check it out:
So what else has happened the last few days?
There has been a lot of retreating going on in Scandinavia.
Russia backing off from Norway, as their hometurf is attacked by Bulgaria.
Finland apparently lost their interest in Estonia, it was a short but stormy relationship. Also, Ireland combatted the Danish threat.
Which i think is really cool. Thanks Ireland!
More news from the east:
WTH is Croatia doing in the north of Poland, they are landlocking that stupid country. I don't know how they got there, but i think is is awesome,
You rock Croatia!
Also, Germany gained Tirol.
Fyrom is continueing their war in the boot of Italy, and it seems they started sharing Italy with Serbia. I will keep you updated on this 3-way.
And then Spain, who finally woke up from their Siesta, but with the wrong leg out of bed. If you don't know what that means, f u, learn dutch.
Anyways, fierce battle between the USA and spain still going on.
All right, that's it for now, fight the belgians and drink their beer!!
Have a marvellous day.
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Good article. V+S
Little Timmy is a bitch 😛
There's a lot of things in here that are misrepresented. For instance, we're winning the war in full. At least we will be if we maintain our lead in the Southern Netherlands RW. Hell, after that RW we'll be taking Northern/Eastern Netherlands and get 3/4ths of your nation. Not to mention, we're all in favor of peace. Our CP sent a White Peace offer to your CP in fact and instead of an accept, counter-offer, or even a decline he insulted Goopy (the eBelgian CP).
Also, the MPPs are another manner. eBelgium needed to get MPPs to stand up to the Dutch in conventional fighting and we did. However TEDEN wouldn't sign with us so they're most all ONE MPPs. The US, however, had an MPP with eBelgium from before the war. So it carried over when the Dutch attacked.
Now that eBelgium has the offensive, the Dutch are signing with the US because once they do it will cancel during our next assault. That's why the Dutch army actually tanked for eBelgium to win in Western Netherlands. Personally, I think they overestimate the worth of that MPP because the US will be focused on Spain for quite some time.
You still read it though.
Well yes, I have to maintain up to date on my enemy's media. Might miss something important otherwise.
That's what polite and sensible people do - read before comment, not just assuming that the other guy is an idiot simply because you don't like him for some reason.
Back on topic, back in the days many eBelgians fought in your RW's against the Poles (as I did on several occasions), and I'm sure they will fight again when the time is ripe. Mistakes have been made on both sides, but that kind of comes with being at war (the one we didn't start, by the way 😛). In the meantime, keep your calm and enjoy the godly nectar we bring - this time it comes to you (;
I don't think any of it is meant as a mistake, we are just having a conflict to improve our country's fun factor.
And so is yours. And really, that's enough innit.
It's not fun for eBelgium. It's a waste of good cash and a huge risk of us having to become ONE because a GEA nation declared war on us. It actually is a waste for the Dutch too, they just don't know it is. We're only in your country because we thought it would give us the leverage to demand White Peace. Sadly Auggy is even more warmonger than we thought he was and denied.