Midnight Questions: Mary Robinson

Day 2,249, 19:12 • Published in Ireland Cuba • by Harrilal


*Tweeeeeeet*

It's been a long time, people. Forget de who, what, when, where an' why. It irrelevant to de conversation. No comeback speech. Jus' Midnight Questions and we jus' jumpin' straight in!

Since ah have no clue of what is currently goin' on in de country, ah jus' picked de first person ah bumped into and bombarded dem wit' questions. Poor Mary Robinson was dat person.

First of all, t'anks for takin' time to speak wit' me. Let's get right to it. Since I doh have a clue who you are, let's start wit' de basics. Why did yuh choose eIreland as yuh home country?

I like the colors of the flag.

What drove yuh into runnin' for congress?

Seemed like fun, I was wrong.

What were yuh expectin', an' what did yuh get instead?

Boredom. Not much for a congress person to do.

Currently yuh stationed in Nort' West of England. Do yuh have a fondness for de Canadians or is it just a dislike for de United Kingdom? Or somet'ing else?

Dislike of the Redcoats for sure. Love me some Maple Syrup.

What does de fox say?

Nag nag nag nag nag. Oh wait, that's my boyfriend. 😉

Do yuh t'ink Ireland should join an Alliance, or do yuh feel dat havin' de Mutual Protection Pacts are good enough?

We are in an alliance. We fight against TWO nations.

I haven't been aware of de political goings on in recent years. Can yuh explain what's goin' on wit' Cork an' Wexford?

USA is "renting" them. Don't ask 🙂

Forgive de ignorance, but I doh see any official Alliance wit' Ireland listed in de Alliance rankin'. I do see de TWO alliance you mentioned. Is de alliance we are in an informal one only held togeddah by MPPs? Also, what is it called, if anyt'ing?

Its held by MPPs and moving to foreign lands.

What would you change in Ireland, if anyt'ing?

Less multis

Last question. Yuh about to write yuh last sentence in eRepublik. What do yuh say to de world?

Peace

Well t'anks kindly for takin' de time to answer all mih questions. As always, de interview guests get de last word. Anyt'ing you'd like to share wit' de readers, by all means. Have at it.

At this point Mary Robinson walked away. She may have been scared by my sailor outfit.

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