Mid-week Mania

Day 2,192, 09:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ryan I

Tally ho! Today I will be starting my Mid-week Mania series. In which an article is released every Wednesday and every Sunday. So today's edition is an interview with Mr President mwcerberus! So without further or do, let's get into it.

1. What made you want to become CP?
1. someone bet me 1 CC i couldn't, so i said screw you, i'm going to be CP

2. How do you think you're doing?
2. well if you take 'wa wa woo woo' as bad
and 'bing bing wing wing' as good
i would said i'm on the 'balls to the wall' level


3. What are your aims for the eUK?
3. my endgame is to take over everywhere, then declare this game stupid then porn quit (getting banned for posting pornographic images).... certainly part of this is a realistic goal

4. Has anything really worried you whilst being in office?
4. yes when frag quit i was literally worried. Darnn you frag


5. Are you concerned about The Legion disbanding?
5. I wouldn't say i'm worried.... only 3 people have come forward to help a national MU which would suggest it isn't going to happen. I would hope other MUs can fill the void. I suppose i'm not really worried as i can't be blamed for this one so *SarcasticYAY*


6. Have there been any really good moments during your term?
6. errrrrrr no...... yer not really


7. How do you feel when logging in everyday? (happy, excited, depressed, oh god not more messages!! etc.)
7. i still feel happy to login. I'm mean while there's been no high points i've only had 2 'bad' days the game is still fun to play


8. Will you run for CP again?
8. well not next month... maybe at a later date. I enjoy the ego trip of being CP so i probably won't stay away forever.

9. Any tips for wannabe politicians?
9. there are about 4 people in the eUK to become friends with if you have these 4 you're golden
i'm friends/acquaintances with 3 of them and i'm freaking CP
so search out these people. I won't tell you who they are i can't make this too easy.... i can say i'm not 1 of the 4 though oh and being online all the time helps massively

10. Do you have a little message for the nation?
10. So my newspaper is called the pikachu post, and yet no pokemon articles... if i ever do one you better all like it
/me points aggressively
or be real good at pretending

His questions to me:

OKAY my turn
1. how do you think i'm doing on a scale of 'wa wa wo wo' to 'bing bing wing wing' ?
1. Bing wing wing

2. are people being nice to me because i'm president or because of my boobs? Note: i'm a dude, just to confirm
2. Your fat ass boobs

3. what's the best pick up line you know
3. Hmmm, well I like this one 'Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.'


Thank you mwcerberus for taking the time to answer these questions!