Michael J Frosty the PTOman

Day 1,058, 18:00 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by Bass Junkie

Frosty the PTOman was a jolly happy soul,
With multi accounts and a stupid grudge
And his heart made out of coal.
Frosty the PTOman is a big fat douche, they say,
He was made of scripts but the children
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to bitch and moan.
O, Frosty the PTOman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of PTO.