Men's Valentines Day Awareness Special
Malarkey83
After some recent polling, I found a shocking amount of guys have never heard of Men's Valentines Day. I know it started as an East Coast thing...but no guy should have to live without at least being informed of this truly great holiday.
Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection.
Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.
March 14, one month after Valentine’s Day, is the offical date for Steak and BJ Day. The concept for the holiday is simple. If a man makes his woman feel special on Valentine’s Day, then she will make him feel special one month later. What makes Steak and BJ Day unique is that it is dependent on the guy and if he made Valentine’s Day special for his loved one. If a man does not take care of his woman on February 14, then she does not have to take care of him in March.
Legend has it that the holiday was created by Tom Birdsey, a radio disc jockey from the Northeast. Using the his radio show in Rhode Island, the Internet, and word of mouth, the holiday eventually spread nationwide.
Comments
I'm in.
Some of us have been celebrating thsi holiday for years now....though I always just thought it was called friday...
Ahaha, voted.
I lmao'd
All this time I've been in the dark about what seems to be the greatest holiday ever.. OMG what have I been missing 😮
all that and you use a guy that doesn't "do" women.
^Haha gizmo, was gonna say the same. But, you know, the fundamental concept still works, so who cares?