Me running for congress? HuzzAH?
Day 1,341, 15:25
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Published in Norway 
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by Christopher Moe
Dear people of Norway
(insert a cheesy campaign slogan here
I am proud and privileged to announce my comeback to the silly and witty game of politics ( You knew you would see me again
Some of you may know me as Christopher Moe and some of you know me as your favorite rape potato, some of you may remember me as a fellow crab fighter and some of you have already stopped reading
The reason why I've put myself in this embarrassing position is because Norway needs a congressman that is active, well spoken and of course a man that follows the rules.
I will not make any empty promises to the proud people of Norway, and that’s because Norway doesn't really need that much of change. We don’t need lower taxes. We don’t need more “freedom” and we really don’t need ignorance. The only thing Norway needs is activity, and that’s something that i can promise to provide for this grate nation. I promise to be as active as i can be, i promise to be on irc every time i haz the chance and i promise to never give up Norway.
The only thing YOU have to do is to vote on me, (that’s not so hard is it?)
Don’t vote for the gold diggers that only can provide false hope and inactivity. Vote for someone who actually deserve to represent you.
(insert a cheesy campaign slogan here
I’m sorry that this article not have the edge i sometimes provide in my articles, but i have to be super serial on this
(insert a cheesy campaign slogan here
😁)
I am proud and privileged to announce my comeback to the silly and witty game of politics ( You knew you would see me again
😁)
Some of you may know me as Christopher Moe and some of you know me as your favorite rape potato, some of you may remember me as a fellow crab fighter and some of you have already stopped reading
😁HuzzAH!
The reason why I've put myself in this embarrassing position is because Norway needs a congressman that is active, well spoken and of course a man that follows the rules.
I will not make any empty promises to the proud people of Norway, and that’s because Norway doesn't really need that much of change. We don’t need lower taxes. We don’t need more “freedom” and we really don’t need ignorance. The only thing Norway needs is activity, and that’s something that i can promise to provide for this grate nation. I promise to be as active as i can be, i promise to be on irc every time i haz the chance and i promise to never give up Norway.
The only thing YOU have to do is to vote on me, (that’s not so hard is it?)
Don’t vote for the gold diggers that only can provide false hope and inactivity. Vote for someone who actually deserve to represent you.
(insert a cheesy campaign slogan here
😁)
I’m sorry that this article not have the edge i sometimes provide in my articles, but i have to be super serial on this
🙁
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Kermit is kinda cute... maybe you're too
*blushes* tihi *blushes*
Soo....you're not going to lower my taxes?
maybe when the state has all the money it needs. But untill then it's wery unlikely
People should keep in mind that we have not been able to access our funds for at least a month now (evil CP robber & no congress). All activities atm have mostly been funded by myself and the government.
Tomorrow we can finally access the tax funds!
Huzzah!