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Malo razbibrige

Day 1,016, 10:47 • Published in Croatia Croatia

• by Zvonzi

U Saudiskoj Arabiji se napili Bosanac, Srbin i Hrvat. Privede ih policija sultanu i on kaze:
- "Posto niste znali da se ovde ne pije necu vas puno kazniti. Svaki ce dobiti po 50 puta bicem po ledjima, ali svaki moze da trazi jednu zelju u vezi sa batinama, a ti Bosanac imas pravo na 2 zelje."
Hrvat kaze:
- "Prije nego sto me pocnete mlatiti svezite mi jastuk na ledja."
Nakon 25 udaraca spade jastuk.
Srbin kaze:
- "Prije nego sto me pocnete mlatiti svezite mi 2 jastuka na ledja. Nakon 25 udaraca spadose oba jastuka."
Bosanac kaze:
- "Prva mi je zelja 100 udaraca umjesto 50."
Sultan se cudi, ali dobro.
- "A druga mi je zelja: Svezite mi Srbina na ledja!"