Making your dreams in your dreams come true in your dreams

Day 1,118, 05:49 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Joachim von Bremen

We've all heard a lot about our next Prime Minister, Hassan Pestoran. And while you may well know who Hassan Prestissimo is (2xCP, MoDaFA, SG of ATLANTIS), but who the goddamn hell is his Deputy, Joachim von Bremen?



If that was your thought process, then I suggest you change your tone. You bastard. How dare you?! After all I do for this country, you come in here and say you don't even know who I am? Insanity.

For the rest of you who did already know who I am, thank you. I'm glad you're not like the aforementioned gentleman who decided to interrupt my strain of thought mid-article. I am, like Hassan, an ex-MoDaFA of the UK. I also ran for CP last term and while I was not victorious, I did gain the highest ever number of PCP-only votes relative to total UK population. So to summarise, I am basically like Hassan but not as good.

My two main achievements in eRepublik are:

1) The MAOR LIONZ campaign of March 2010, when I became the first ever succesful PTOer of a top 5 UK party. I ran for PP of the British Empire Party and renamed them to emphasise their love of the lion. For some reason ther membership then fell, but I refuse to take responsibility for this.

2) The Destroy Ireland's Everything campaign which culminated in December 2010 with the UK's complete invasion of them.



To ensure this was succesful, I used a small fortune of gold tanking myself and others, and supplying food to a private army of 40 insane Serbs. It was a glorious night and will live long in our memories. Ireland's political parties and companies are still in the UK. They have, well, nothing.

This is me and Hassan being awesome:


I am the white guy, Hassan is of course the black guy

So now you've met both of your leaders for next month. The next election-based article you'll see from us is the details of our DREAM TEAM cabinet. You will love it.

von Bremen out