Making Headlines: Day 864

Day 864, 20:46 • Published in Canada Canada • by Ayeshan Dakseus

GOD HATH STRICKEN ME DOWN with a case of teh sniffles...


1) Update😛 Attention readers!
From nicktheh (Canada) [267 Votes];

Screw you nick >_<
If you hadn't heard, nick played an unfunny April fool's joke on us poor chaps yesterday.

2) OMG I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
From 195 (United Kingdom) [195 Votes];

I still don't get it, even though it's in the UK now.

3) Presidential Address N.9 -=Q5 in Manitoba+The bros and Eden=-
From Chucky Norris (Canada) [122 Votes];

Chucky's latest (and one of his last!) addresses to the average citizen. On the menu today: a Q5 for Manitoba and the United States leaving EDEN. Amazingly, the money for the Q5 in Manitoba was donated by a single citizen: GaryDoer. Props to the man. As for the US and EDEN... I still say Canada will be forced to identify with one or the other. I have been wrong (often in fact) but it still worries me that we can keep up this charade of being neutral to both groups.

4) Tyler F Durden For CP
From Tyler F Durded (Canada) [96 Votes];

This is yesterday's April Fool's joke from yesterday, except for the part where it's not a joke. Durden is really running for CP.

5) Création des Van Doos, La Confrérie Militaire Franco-Canadienne
From Le 22e {The 22nd} (Canada) [56 Votes];

The Van Doos, or vingt-deux, after the RL Canadian regiment; the francophone's militia. Necessary? Maybe, maybe not. Popular among anglophones?
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I'm starting a QUESTION OF THE DAY. I hate when I read an article that I enjoyed reading and have nothing to comment about. So, if you feel like you're lacking in commentable material, I will provide, free of charge.
Today's question:
With all the francophone-centred organizations sprouting up, are the francophones cutting themselves off completely from the rest of eCanada?


TIDBIT OF THE DAY:
I fixed the bit where the first author was copied onto the fourth article... Hopefully this results in less confusion all around.

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