Majority of the Swedish vikings say they do the DO for the Bazookas and älgkött

Day 1,576, 15:02 • Published in Sweden USA • by Toothpaste


Yesterday, a question was asked in the Swedish Military (TSM), "Why are you doing the daily order (DO)?". An overwhelming majority of the vikings said that they are doing it to get a bazooka and älgkött.

Älgkött is what every swede eats every day, to breakfast (älkött with eggs), dinner (älgkött and älgköttssås with spaghetti) or even as a afternoon snack (dried älgkött on a stick). Älgkött is harvested from a horny animal called moose. In Sweden moose walk in the street of ever city and every swede has the legal right to harvest one moose per year.

I lied. Älgkött isnt eaten by every Swedish viking! Them vikings in the northern parts of Sweden, in Norrland, a region on the north part of Sweden don't have forests. So people of Norrland live on floating ice in igloos and club baby seals to survive. They are a very well adapted people and can survive a cold up to minus 100 degrees Celsius.

Overall the Swedish viking is strong, active and has thousands and thousands of bazookas stored if some Ruskis – or wannabe Ruskis (that would be you, Finns) – want to attack our glorious nation of älgkött and tiny prinskorvar.

Everything is well and the Swedish vikings are feared.

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