Macedonia hates Ireland
Day 1,286, 07:19
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by John O'Melveny
Allow me to tell you a story, Ireland.
For all of their hair-brained ventures, the admins did have one good idea. It was the concept of the 'Natural Enemy'.
This is true, because many countries have natural enemies, countries where the two cannot exist in the same world without war.
One such of these pairings, as we know, is Ireland and the UK. Without a constant move forward towards them being united under one banner and the culture and identity of the loser being destroyed (ie, a war), the Earth will slowly start to crumble. This is not global warming. It is the effect of having both Ireland and the UK on the same planet without war between the two.
Eventually, one will destroy the other for good, and the earth will be saved.
But our relationship is not unique. There is another. The nations of Greece and Macedonia are also aligned in such a way. It was to our dismay, then, that we noticed that Ireland had enlisted Greeks to (100% unsuccessfully, as we saw at the congress elections) ATO from the proud invasion of Bremenite soldiers.
Our response, then, was natural. We have been offered support and assistance from the proud Macedonian people, in destroying the blight upon our beautiful planet that is Ireland.
It is therefore that I welcome former Macedonian President and new Bremen Clubhouse member Makedonec3 to Ireland, and our leader, Mr von Bremen himself, has granted him citizenship.
I also present to you, the people of Ireland, Macedonia and Bremen, the new Bremen-Macedonian logo, to be worn by Macedonian members of the Bremen Clubhouse!
Hail Macedonia!
Hail Bremen Clubhouse!
John O'Melveny,
Vice President of the Bremen Clubhouse.
For all of their hair-brained ventures, the admins did have one good idea. It was the concept of the 'Natural Enemy'.
This is true, because many countries have natural enemies, countries where the two cannot exist in the same world without war.
One such of these pairings, as we know, is Ireland and the UK. Without a constant move forward towards them being united under one banner and the culture and identity of the loser being destroyed (ie, a war), the Earth will slowly start to crumble. This is not global warming. It is the effect of having both Ireland and the UK on the same planet without war between the two.
Eventually, one will destroy the other for good, and the earth will be saved.
But our relationship is not unique. There is another. The nations of Greece and Macedonia are also aligned in such a way. It was to our dismay, then, that we noticed that Ireland had enlisted Greeks to (100% unsuccessfully, as we saw at the congress elections) ATO from the proud invasion of Bremenite soldiers.
Our response, then, was natural. We have been offered support and assistance from the proud Macedonian people, in destroying the blight upon our beautiful planet that is Ireland.
It is therefore that I welcome former Macedonian President and new Bremen Clubhouse member Makedonec3 to Ireland, and our leader, Mr von Bremen himself, has granted him citizenship.
I also present to you, the people of Ireland, Macedonia and Bremen, the new Bremen-Macedonian logo, to be worn by Macedonian members of the Bremen Clubhouse!
Hail Macedonia!
Hail Bremen Clubhouse!
John O'Melveny,
Vice President of the Bremen Clubhouse.
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o7
We must vaccinate against the Greek/Irish disease.
A majority of the Irish people see our cause as a just one, they see that for the future of this planet, they must sacrifice themselves.
Hence why we are continually elected.
HAIL RAY HOUGHTON!!!!
Heh, nice.
True story is true
Voted
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you are a noughty noughty boys....
A troll is a troll is a troll and for that. Trololololololololololololol.
Hail Ireland free and everlasting!
The UK burns while you troll. Fantastic strategical planning!
trolololololololo
lalalalallaalalalala
What Ireland NEVER EVER UNDERSTAND is that they are dealing with trolls and trolls only, the greatest of their kind. They are as much British as Harrison is here, they want to cause the biggest impact they can with this 'PTO' and if that means that Ireland are forced to draw EDEN damage and have to send PTOers to the UK than that is mission accomplished for them, you seem to think their only goal is conquering Ireland...
The BHC is STILL exiled from the eUK?
They must have been really annoying trolls to not be allowed back into their homeland, yet. If you weren't such trollish children, your UK parents would not have beaten you out of their country. Someday your penance will be paid, and you guys will be able to go home again. Until then, I hope you enjoy publishing your butthurt rage here in Ireland. You have done it so much, that it is basically white noise, now.
Good luck finding a country that cares about you... everyone deserves a home. It's a shame you have none. : [
No racism,no real life and;
HAİL MACEDONİA
HAİL UNİTED KİNGDOM!
o7
o/
Epic failure is epic
Marcus Suridius is... Marcus Suridius?
ITT: You chose the wrong balkanites to mess with, Ireland
Welcome Macedonians o/
😃
"you seem to think their only goal is conquering Ireland"
It's their only goal that we give a flying pig's arse about.
We'll beat them in the Euros qualifying anyway.
"It's their only goal that we give a flying pig's arse about." LOL x2
Bhane, come back to us on that one in 7 days
"It's their only goal that we give a flying pig's arse about."
Poor, sick myopic eIrish person.
trolololololololo
lalalalallaalalalala X2
"The UK burns while you troll. Fantastic strategical planning!"
loll'd
Who gives a flying fuck. Lol
No life = getting off on a fake newspaper
well done ireland
romania, greece, russia and bulgaria are all getting hammered because other allies wasted there time in ireland
Permanently banned for using system exploits?
Oh, how I lol'd!
I bet most of you spent your days sending in reports, sad, tragic myopic, mentally unstable people.
Goodbye cheat.
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