Looking for "~.E.L.P. !!!" ( ? )

Day 522, 01:30 • Published in Romania Indonesia • by TaviTav
I want to apologise about my last article: e-Indonesia, e-Romania, e-Russia and so on - got it, won't happen again. I will only use country names with "e" letter before. I also want to apologies for losing my temper and used bad words.

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This article presents sensitive information, i am forced to declisify those info becouse we are not able to descifre them quicly.
We are going public with this information, hoping someone can help our secret service to link them together and figure out what is the e-Indonesian army is doing these days.

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Our Air Force top Fighters RupeTot , titillica and butnaru reported last night to the base from a recon mission over the island of Sumatra. They found strange signs visible only from air:


Courtesy FAR
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When they have landed in the frosen secret airport of Western Siberia they met with North Special Task Force that came up with an interesting piece of information. They intercepted a radio transmition over the region Xinjiang.




"To all allies, please ~.E.L.P. !!! Attack Romania ASAP ! Don't let them crush us!
We need few more days, our manufacturing workers tryng to raise the weapons factory productivity - Soon eRomania will become e-Argentina reloaded muhahahaha" .
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After a few hours coming from a terible snow storm, secret agent of Atlantis, master of desguise code name Zacu has warned us
with pictures from a mining company from Northern Cape:




"To all allies, please ~.E.L.P. !!! Attack Romania ASAP ! Don't let them crush us!
We need few more days, our land workers tryng to find the Holy Graal of Mining - Soon eRomania will become e-Argentina reloaded muhahahaha"
**** what the hack this guy found?!?!? a gold bug? omg!!!
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We know that e-Russia received specific orders to attack us at specific hours, but e-Russian president was off for a while, teaching a little pig discusting Atlantis prisoner how to drink eRussian style.

The man on the left is the eRussian president and the man in the right is Zocky. They missed the hours of attack dictated by their brothers in Sumatra and today attacked again. They have exchanged some of the NOK looped a month ago from Norway to repair the mistake.
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Also eChina with it's puppet indonesian president attacked just to block eRomania.

So, we asume that this financial effort of e-Indonesia in attacking us from e-Russia, e-China, RW and probably a suicid attack from Hungary against us is just for buyng a little more time for their great economic program to be implemented. But we are not able to understand whuut the #$^% means ~.E.L.P. !!!


Is the code name of operation of crushing us?
So my dear subscribers, please give us a hint...

BR
Tavi