Look to the skies, beware the psychedelic seagull

Day 1,523, 18:30 • Published in Australia Australia • by DocterDryMOIST

Ladies and Gentlemen please, would you bring your attention to me.

For a feast for your eyes to see, an explosion of catastrophe.

Like nothing you have ever seen before, watch closely as i open this door. Your jaws will be on the floor, after this you will be begging for more.

THE KING IS BACK!



I have come back to make an article. I think it's the right time. A lot in eAustralia has been happening and my loyal subjects have been begging me to come back and speak about them.

First and foremost. FLATTY, SHUT UP.

ever since you first became speaker, you have been desperately trying to become the new "elite" trying to be all super serious and bisniz. Making all these crappy articles and raving on like a lunatic.

Your latest article i couldn't even read because it was incoherent and full of crap.

NO YOUR DAMN ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH KID. YOU AINT NOTHING.

Second.

Everyone stop spamming the politics section with crappy articles. LEARN TO WRITE COOL ARTICLES WITH CONTENT. LIKE I USE TO DO. all of them are "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I DONT KNOW WHAT IM ON ABOUT, IM A SILLY AMERICAN WHO HAS MIGRATED HERE"

A shoutout goes out to larni and all the other people who have been doing flips and stuff. Tricks and things.

I AM BACK IN THE SEAT AND READY TO DRIVE.

Also please get a proper CP candidate, not some random noobs, and especially mr crumpets, the biggest noob of them all.

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS BUT I CANT REMEMBER THEM SO I AM WRITING ALL THE ONESI REMEMBER HERE, THIS IS THE KINGS SPEECH.

PLEASE ENJOY.

YOUR MESSIAH IS BACK. PLEASE VOTE THIS UP FOR DOG TREATS.