Lone CPF Congressman

Day 1,102, 09:48 • Published in Canada Canada • by Spencer Magee



So I'm back in congress. It has been a long time, and I wasn't even planning on running, but my party needed a blocker and I'm always happy to help. Looking at the election results, it appears we've been muscled out of a lot of the seats we held throughout most of the day. The only other CPF members joining me in congress are...well...suspicious to say the least, and I doubt they'll even show up on the forum long enough to have their masking refused.

So the lone blocker is now the only CPF congressman!



Careful, too much iron is bad for your health!

I feel really bad for my fellow CPF candidates, I honestly did the best I could with the votes we had. I'm sorry ;_;

Obviously I'm taking this unique position seriously and not letting it go to my head. I think it is safe to say though I am now the most powerful user in eCanada, and possibly the entire New World, and if anyone wants anything done they ought to run it by me first, or else. Congress is now my equivalent of a prison bitch.


However. I got several people to vote for me through groveling, mass pming, begging and calling in some favours. So unlike most of my congress terms there is actually some sort of expectation on me. I hate expectations, there is too much pressure, I'll crack. Please don't be too demanding of me or I'll panic, propose impeachment and take my toys and go and sulk in Cyprus. I mean it, my emotional state never developed past the age of six.

Anyways, thank you for voting for me. You know who you are.



Ciao.