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by St Krems
My fellow Americans,
My victory this morning came as much of a surprise to myself as I'm sure it did to you. You'll have to forgive the lack of detail in this article but to be honest, I haven't had Internet access since about two hours before the 'election committee' finished their work and made their ruling. Last night I had gone to bed assuming that I had lost, woke up, checked in to see results hadn't changed and then decided to do something that left me unable to access the Internet for the day. I only found out I was President because a member of my cabinet sent me a text telling me so. I hadn't expected to be needed online today and quite frankly I'm wracking up quite the phone bill trying to organise myself and my cabinet right now. Just to give you an idea, I'm writing this article on a laptop that has no Internet access and will save it to a flash drive to hopefully publish on a library computer tomorrow. (Did I mention that I moved today (yesterday to you, dear reader) and will hopefully have my new Internet sorted out by tomorrow (today :3).)
However, I'm happy so say that my administration will not miss a beat. We already have a functioning cabinet in place and I trust my deputies to be capable enough to manage without my direct oversight for 24 hours. Once I get online for a bit any changes in my All Star Cabinet Line Up will be announced but until that time the current cabinet will carry on functioning as normal.
Things are moving swiftly, America, and I'm happy that those of you who are not bots chose to show enough faith in me to give me a second term. I'd like to congratulate my opponent, Cromstar, on a very well run campaign. It sucks it had to end like this, given the choice I'd have preferred a clean victory for either of us. I'm sure Cromstar had nothing to do with the events that lead to admin reversing the election results and I ask both his supporters and mine to not stir up any trouble over the way this election turned out. Obviously, the way this was decided is not ideal but what happened happened and we must remain united.
I'm looking forward to this term, I hope you are too.
Bigger, Harder, Faster, Stronger,
St Krems
Update: I’ve got my internet sorted. Time to lock and load.
My To-Do List:
Propose a Hospital for California - Done
Write a new NCM
Publish finalised cabinet
Sindh
Beat Dragon Age Awakening on non-casual mode
Treasury /renting figures
More dealing with India stuff
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HI I AM HASSAN AND I READ THIS ARTICLE
YEAH
i have read this
Happy you are back POTUS!
Voted for continued domination and so on
Libraries \o/
TEN THOUSAND YEARS
: D
I can't wait to hear how Dragon Age Awakening is going. Did you import, or start with a new character?
yes dragon age! I knew Krems was after my heart all along.
Awakening actually disappointed me. After the awesomeness that was Origins, I found it somewhat lacking 🙁
Awakenings is cool, but that damn stone puzzle friggin stumps me.
I was so disappointed when they killed of that hot ass warden recruit in the beginning, she deserved to be romanced.
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I would like to apply for the position of Secretary of State.
@HA: imported ofc. I Role play far to hard to not finish this with Talio. @Devoi😛 Have you ever been positive about anything ever?
I thought you quit.
Pizza the Hut is a butt.
Krems is p cool though.
So basically, just like last month, we have a President who is out of touch. Nice. After telling everybody he would do a better job this time, he has already screwed the pooch.
I would like to be listed as Secretary of Insanity.
Awesome List.
congrats
@CHS: perhaps you would like to read my article before making a fool out of yourself in the comments?
Nice campaign, clean. I appreciated that. Either way, America came out the winner, so it was fun to watch.
YOU were elected to be President, not your cabinet and just like your RL boss I expect you in the office EVERYDAY. I expect you the ELECTED official to be in charge, not some yahoo that the public did not elect.
As you and others have said being President is a very important job and yet you are not doing it, your underlings are....
Pizza the Hut is a butt.
Krems is p cool though. x2
CHS: TITS OR GTFO
Good stuff, broseph. Looking forward to your second term.
@CHS: YHOU WERE ELECTED TO MODEL CONGRESS AND LIKE A RL BOSS I EXPECT YOU THERE EVERY DAY FOR THIS MOST IMPORTANT JOB. I DEMAND THAT YOU SIGN IN WITH ME BY PM AT 9 AM DAILY AND SIGN OUT AT 5 PM. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN ME DEMANDING YOUR IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION.
SIGNED,
YOUR BOSS
lol at krems boss stomping that CHS guy.
congratz from the TCO krems! keep up the fine work.
plus don't spoil anything in dragon age for me i only just beat origins
@Rainer It was the butler all along.
TEN THOUSAND YEARS
Pizza the damned, you can apply to be my cleaner dear *_^
Good luck with that Dragon Age thing. that game can be frustrating at times.
go kreems
-your most ardent elover
Congratulations, Krems.
I'd like to see primary elections in the future, even when Ajay Bruno isn't playing poison pill, so those of us with ATO responsibilities can be heard as well as other loyal eUS citizens.
ur ghay
jk
Congrats~