Llama Independence. #2
amoungthefree
Global Independence Reportians!
Greetings, We reach out to you today for the reason of, Llama's. Free Camel included!
You can buy some Llama's for only $750, and they will only cost you $2 a month! Crazy, right?
You need no further requirements, and you will need to recruit 2 farmers (Uneducated men and women)
You can also buy a smoke house for $2,000. To get some food in yo belleh.
You can make the money back by selling, Beef, cheese, and wool. That's what i call swag.
I also have to say the pizza i'm eating is delicious. (/Enter Pizzahut sponsor here)
The size of a Llama is usually between 5.5 to 6.0Ft tall. That's one tall animal!
They are also cute and cuddly as fuck.
Speaking of the camel, have you seen a Llamatoe?
You can sell Llamatoes to women in wet tight bikini's at the beach for $5.
Written by on staff writer: "Zaztic"
Sponsored by the "Global Independence Party"
Comments
I like your Mr. Plinkett avatar.
Sadly your the first person to notice. Cant believe its taken this long.
I just squeeze gats 'til my clips is empty, and then review prequels in my creepy basement.
You know, the usual.
FIST
Wut?