Life of the eNational Guards

Day 1,764, 11:06 • Published in USA USA • by Jack Mensley

Written by: Colonel John Killah

“When you hear the words ‘National Guard’ What comes to mind?”

That is a question I posed to people, and I even posed it to myself. I pose it now to you, the general public. Before I speak about the National Guard, here is my answer - When I hear the words National Guard, I think of home, a place where you set your own pace and still get supplied. A place where you are accepted however you are, and a place you can feel welcome again and again.

And to be honest, anyone who has ever been in the guard, can testify that I am pretty much right -


We may not be the strongest branch in the eUS Military, but we’re not slackers either (contrary to popular belief). If there is an important battle, you can bet your asses that you will see National Guardsmen there giving it everything they’ve got. Not just because we’re ordered to, but because we’re trying to make a difference to the battle to help our country, and our allies.

People view us as inactive, but the truth of the matter is that we maintain a relaxed atmosphere so you don’t feel pressure to perform, so you can take your time improving your rank and strength. People feel better in a stress free environment and that’s what we provide. Never mistake our activity, our enemies did and we had a vodka storage room made out of their bodies.



We’re also one of those groups that just get along with each other regardless of ego’s and ranks. There are a lot of beatings, put downs and deaths, but at the end of the day, nobody hates one another and all is done in good fun. We’re one of those communities that welcomes you, makes you feel at home … and then knifes you while you sleep for giggles :3

If that hasn’t swayed you to the fact that we care, the National Guard has an official monetary fund. “The John Killah Fund” is unique in that it is sponsored by General Axe_Ccident and isn’t available anywhere else in the eUS Military. Members of the NG are allowed to withdraw a limit from the fund monthly in order to purchase all manner of things to help improve themselves - Self-Sufficiency, Extra Income, Strength boosters, Gold purchases. There is no conditions other than they must be active and a member of the National Guard, and even if you leave, you keep what you’ve bought with the funds money.



If you don’t believe me, why not try for yourself if you want to? Join the National Guard today! It’s quick, simple and the requirements are low enough to accept anyone willing to help further the eUSA and their allies.

Requirements for the National Guar😛
Age: N/A
Strength: 50
Minimum Rank: Corporal
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 25

Apply here - The National Guard Application Form