Join the new world

• Things I learned from Red vs. Blue
o (Relocated and Recreation)

• It is regulation that you need to shower on a consistent basis
• If your too nosy, you can loose your spying privileges
• People in emotional situations can sometimes get superhuman strength
• If a women is trapped under ice for more than three hours….they become pregnant
• Feedback is important
• After being unconscious for three days, only THEN you upgrade them to comatose
• Having yourself burning is much worse than having other things burning
• Pendejo is Spanish for “He went That Way”
• Its not pink, its light-ish red
• Don’t go around knocking on people’s non doors and promise them cookies, if you won’t give them cookies
• There are rules that prevent you from killing people on your own team.
•
• You should only use reliable people for a suicide mission
• Its important to whisper “sneaking” when you actually want to sneak into somewhere
• To survive in the desert all you need is a washcloth and 6 toothbrushes
• The best part of taking a vacation is the packing……next to the full body cavity search at the airport that is.
• I love yard time
• The earth doesn’t belong to us, we belong to it
• Its not racist if you have lots of mechanical friends
• Thinking counts as moving
• The shotgun seat in a car is reserved as the position of respect…. and for people who carry shotguns
• The best way to survive in a minefield is to run right through it to the other side
• Mexicans like to hold a grudge
•
• Robots are magic, that’s how they fix things. With magic.
• There are not trick answers, only wrong answers
• You can’t fix something that isn’t there
• Most cars do NOT have a large caliber weapon anchored to the vehicle.
• Top secret is the worst type of secret
• Why are there only four levers but there are Six directions
• A clean base is a deadly base
• What the F—K is second gear?
• Paper is tougher than Rock
• 4 against 2 is considered a fair fight
• Grenades taste better than MRE’s (Meals ready to Eat)
• Do you know how many men died to develop the MRE…….everyone who ever tasted one.
• Robots have to be loyal
•
• Dogs have to be loyal, but that doesn’t mean you can’t eat them when you are stranded in an artic hell hole.
• Eating Ice cream is a subroutine of just plain eating
• Balls are capable of rolling……and maybe bouncing
• What is the point of being a God if you can’t smite some people
• Vehicles may have wheels, and or seats
• I AN NOT A THING, My name is Leonard Church, And you will FEAR MY LAZAR FACE
• Son of a Bitch