Liberate the Netherlands!
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by Theneka
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Help out the Netherlands
I, Theneka, hereby declare that I fully support the ideas of Shadowukcs concerning the Netherlands. Further more, I suggest that we attack the Netherlands to make sure they are liberated...
Liberated?
Yes, let us for once and for ever liberate the dutch from their idiot accent, their bad music, their bad cheese, and all the crap they are used to drink (I don't even dare to call Amstel or Heineken beer, as it's not worth the name...). So, let us liberate the dutch from all these horrors, join the eBelgian Army to get your orders!!
The Plan
General Trotski has made up the plan:
In case of war, the Belgian Communist Party will reopen their Weapon Commune so that all soldiers can fight with arms!
We will invade the Netherlands via the South, using our border region Flanders as bridgehead. Evry province that we conquer will be emptied, all dutch will be send to a 're-education' camp to learn proper speach and manners. They will also learn the Brabanconne, and French. Once we have located Trinc, he will be send to the Salt Mines, where he will work 16 hours a day. The rest of the time he can be hunted down by the new recruits of the Glorious Army of Great Belgium as part of their training.
When the survivers of the 're-education' camps return, they will be learned to drink beer and to curse like a real Catholic Belgian, not like a protestant heathen they used to be. If they survive the harsh training in the 're-education' camps, that is.
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Liberate the Netherlands, Declare war on them!!
Kind Regards,
Theneka
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Done with coomunism!
Nah, make love not war o/
/me makes love with Konrad
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Just try ... Netherlands allies are here for them 🙂
Ciaus Beli on Belgium for us? 😛
lol only trinc has to work in salt mines 😛
/me shrugs
Hah! You are just JEALOUS that we have the best (and unique) cheese around here!
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For the rest, your article is pretty much accurate, so I won't resist when being "liberated"...
... well, okay, maybe I'll kick your ass a few times on the battlefield... but that's not resistance, I'll do that just for fun 😁
Memories... oh sweet memories...
Get trinc!
Let me guess: two eFlemish lackey infantrist men and one eWalloon master catapult?
[insert kronstadt joke here]
"'re-education' camps"
Will there be internet?
Lol troll, eRussia have an MPP with Netherlands so you'll be to blame when eBelgium will disappear from eWorld! Personally I and 99.99% of players dont want such situation. OK?
Communists who play as lackeys for their elitist masters of noblemen and high bourgeois usually right-wing liberals (most likely likely to be Belgicists). Only in eBelgium. I can see you marching in Brussels unknowingly serving those ultra-liberals as 'useful idiots' (often seen among Western commies I know).
But heck, I prefer commies to be on the stupid side, it's better like that.