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Letter to portcolumbus: Proposed Letter to Jones

Day 1,428, 10:20 • Published in USA USA

• by Morrigan Alexandros

Dear portcolumbus,

You are talking to a brick wall. I applaud you for taking the time to respond to Elizabeth Jones but, the letter below would have been much better!

Dear Elizabeth Jones,

The problem:

Elizabeth Jones is Mad

Plus (+)

Pizza the Hut craziness

Equals (= )

Crazy Elizabeth Jones

I propose:

The solution: Join the Lemon Party