Letter to King B
Mineapolix
Dear King B,
My name is Mineapolix. I´m Citizen since Jul 29th and start my eLife in Madrid,Spain.
La finalidad de este parrafo es aclararte las ideas Por si tienes alguna duda de que realmente soy Español.
Well, i start my eLife learning and "twocliking" and then i decided to enter on politic world.
After this i start on bussines and open my first company in the Holy Empire of Pakistan.
Why?
I have traveled across the eworld searching markets where shell my products, and i found Pakistan, the great Pakistan with millions of citizens and... just 3 companies.
And the PKR seems to be a friendly change value.
And i start my bussines in the land of holy sand.
And all the people call me Pig Disgusting Capitalist, and nobody bought my products, and nobody want to work with me, and... i dont understood why.
Thinking that people need food instead of gifts i open another company.
And this was the same story.
Then someone explain me the problem. The structured economy of this Holy Land is strogest than their red rocks.
But when i explain my error, my very big mistake, the people who call me Pig Disgusting Capitalist, the people who wants to burn me in the main square of the capital, even the Great and Holy Emperor in person (Hail to you, Dio) came to help me.
They embrassed me and help me to shell the comnpanies and leave this land in peace of mind and heart.
When i arrived in Spain again my mind was confused.
I found just corrupted politics, people speaking wide words just for the pleasure of hearing themselves, absurd rules, and... and my mind and my heart fly away toward the red sand.
Day after day i spend more time looking by the window, with nothing to see, just remembering the words of the people who went to the airport of Islamabad the day of my return. "the penguins of Mineapolix will be always wellcome on this land".
And i return.
Shelled my newspaper, my bussines managed by my partner, resigned from my politic party (UPL) i re arrived to this Holy side of the world for serve to Dio side by side with the same people who helped me to find the truth and the light.
And now you came to "save this people from themselves", calling traitors to my new brothers-in-sand...
You should learn more by yourself about this sacred land (i´m doing now) before speaking or act (i learn this by the bad way) and probably after this, even you join our true way.
Comments
Gratz on truly seeing the light that is Dio.
;_;
If other pig disgusting capitalists could be like you, the eWorld would be a better ePlace.
Sorry about the negative response to your companies, we get carried away in the glory of Dio and i\'m sure you can see why now. I hope your words are an inspiration to other foreigners, to join us, not fight us. (especially if you are Chinese)
That was beautiful
;~;
My tears are indeed manly. ;_;
;-;
so amazing
welcome home brother ;_;
VOTADO COMO EL PUÑO DE LA ESTRELLA DEL NORTE
;_;
En este artículo: La verdad.
Y nada mas que la verdad.
amén hermano.
Coño, que bien entiendo el pakistaní XD
Si si, ya veo que sabes otro idioma... 😛P
There are no words yet invented to describe how beautiful this is.
;_;
I\'m sorry for ever hating you Mineapolix.
Hug me, my sand brother!
after reading this letter
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May Za warudo hear you.
I don\'t think I\'ve ever read an article which has moved me so deeply ;_;
You are welcome as a fellow sand brother ooh stranga.
Manly tears
You\'ll find your complimentary sandworm parked in your garage, assuming we don\'t have to tear off the roof to get it in there.
manly tears ;_;
ಥ_ಥ
so... so beautiful.
Thanks to everyone of you, my new brothers in sand, and to Dio for let me see the great light over this sea of sand.
I don´t keep grudge to anyone of you. you just spread and folow the will of Dio.
Dio Brando wins!
Es conmovedor ver como la gente de Pakistán sigue siendo la más acogedera del mundo. Bienvenido hermano.
Hermoso de veras, votado y bienvenido a Pakistán.
Lágrimas masculinas ;_;
Bienvenido hermano. Que la PAZ de Dio este contigo.
Oh my god, this is the most beautiful thing I\'ve read on erepublik
I wept many manly tears of bacon grease and testosterone.
bjoetiful
A single tear fell from my eye.
I love you.