Let's play the Dictator game and win a ridicolously small prize!
Day 2,865, 12:18
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by Mattio
I'm bored (or actually just procrastinating from making my homework) so we're going to play a game!
No, not that game... One that is more fun!
You just lost again... And the real game hasn't even started yet!
I was inspired for this by the "General MPP thread", more commonly known as the "government orders the Dictator" thread.
The rules are simple:
1. You comment by saying "The Government has ordered the Dictator to
[something funny]."
2. The funniest commenter receives 110% of all Endorsements to this article. Which will probably be not that much...
😛
And if that's not enough motivation:
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Let's get this thing to 25 different comments 'cause I still don't have that achievement... 😛
Play the Dictator game and win a ridiculously small prize!
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2553108/1/20
The dictator has ordered the government to NE the Netherlands o7
Netherdutch ftw
The Government has ordered the Dictator to not let Jordic be that cool ue ue ue
The Government has ordered the Dictator to take an example from the December murders to improve his status.
The Government has ordered the Dictator to stop masturbating and start pressing that damn button!
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The Government has ordered the Dictator to spank Mattio with some banana's from his secret hoard.
Since when does the government give orders to the dictator... I see things went to crap after I stopped being dictator 😮
The Government has ordered the Dictator to build a big wall to prevent real dictators from getting in. 😉
The Government has ordered the Dictator to lower those food taxes...
Hmm, not so funny as it's actually true...
Let's go for:
The Government has ordered the Dictator to teach the admins to have some proper respect for his Gorilla strength.
i foresee a ban in the future 😛
The government has ordered the Dictator to unleash his Dawn of the planet of the apes diabolic plan which includes forsaking the greek mythological gods (this diabolic plan is top secret).
I'm having fun, keep 'm coming!
The Dictator has ordered the government to increase his fee, because of higher costs for buying bananas because of the insane food tax.
🙂
The Government has ordered the Dictator to stop wearing the drag cloths & stilleto heels in public
The Government has ordered the Dictator to make Erica Terpstra the official mascot of the eNetherlands.
The Government has ordered the Dictator to go asleep because there is nothing to do for him
The government has decided unanimously the Dictator approve the best, awesome, beautiful, cooler, nice looking, beautiful again, cute, smart, popular, lovely, mastermind, best advisor, friendly, mascot, excellent moderator Legendarish as new Dictator.
Who is Legendarish? Never heard of him...
The Government has ordered the Dictator to remove all the rainbow flags & Justin Bieber posters outta the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
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The Bieber posters are yours, so just take them home!
The Government has ordered the Dictator to write them an article about what they should let him do.
The government has ordered the Dictator to chug a bottle of maple syrup.