Let's Have Some Fun

Day 2,040, 18:21 • Published in USA USA • by crashthompson.

Hey Serbia, thanks for coming back.

Glad to see you guys again, you know other than the ones already here.


I was so sad to see you leave, well forced to leave.

Glad you came back with friends, since well, you clearly can't do this by yourself as we found out.

Anyway, when I heard about your friends the following things came to mind.


Gobble those territories up till we are done playing and put you back in your box.
I am glad you have such good friends to come and help you.

And for each of your friends -

Hungary Hungary Hippos

Thanks for helping Serbia, they needed the support of River Horses from the north to help them.

Thailand

Thanks for stopping in Texas. While you are here for your short stay can you make me some Pad Thai.

Montenegro

This guy is Theodore Roosevelt. You just made his day by invading. The idea of you guys holding any eUS territory for long has him laughing so hard.

UK

We did it before in RL, I am sure when we feel like it we can get rid of you in eLife. Enjoy the northeast for now.

Taiwan

I thought we already had Asians in California, but whatever.

Poland
I could tell some joke, about screen door submarines, landing on the sun at night, but eh.

Last Serbia,
Well, I could put a picture of Kosovo up or NATO or of a serbian political leader who was charged with war crimes for attempting to commit genocide upon a ethnic population of a region that was at that time part of his national boundries, but no. Honestly, I just think of this when it comes to Serbia.

Stolen from Derphoof, I will ask permission next time I see him on IRC.

Guys, welcome to the eUS. Spend lots of RL money on gold so you can stay longer. Lets have some fun, like I said enjoy the short stay. I gotta go earn some TP medals.

CrashThompson