Let's Have Fun

Day 1,749, 16:00 • Published in Canada Canada • by Killswitch

eRepublik used to be a game of fun, and from my 36 hours of playing it I haven't had one glass of fun yet...



These children are having fun.

Fun

For those of you not familiar with the term, let me briefly go over its history and use. Fun was invented in the year 1503 by a man named Albert Fun. He was the first man to ever engage in something fun.. Not sure what it was. End story.

Fun can be had anywhere, at anytime of day. It's five o' clock somewhere.


Have Fun With Me

So my speech and carefully selected image convinced you, you're now looking to have fun. Good. Have fun with me.

I'm actually really boring, but I have a plan:

The Plan

Here's the plan kids. Send me all your Gold, and then I'm going to make a political party, which I will lead of course (VP goes to top donator). Once it's up and running, we're going to buy a bunch of Hungarians or whichever nationality you use these days and take over eCanada. Enough said.


So come have fun,

Cheers