Lepota...

Day 2,176, 13:03 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Panda monium




-Vauuu koliko si lepa...Smem li da te dotaknem da se uverim da postojis??Deluje mi kao da sanjam jer toliku kolicinu lepte Bog da podari jednoj osobi prosto deluje nestvarno...

-Kako se zoves??Smem li da znam koje ime nosi najveca lepota koju sam do sada video??Znaci mi to mnogo...

-Nisam ni sumnjao da je i ime lepo...I ja budala pa pitam...Kao da je neko drugo moglo da bude dovoljno vredno da bude obelezje lepote!!Svasta...Izvini trenutak opijenosti i zanesenosti...Naravno tvojim ocima...

-Nisam nikada video Sredozemno more,samo sam o njemu citao i gledao slike...Prema tim slikama cini mi se da ima skoro tako predivnu boju kao tvoje oci,ali samo skoro ipak boja tvojih ociju je lepsa...

-Hejjj breee nemoj da prestajes da se smejes!!!Treba da pocnem da pravim grimase ili sam i ovako dovoljno smesan??Ili mozda malo da te golicam??Samo kazi sta je potrebno da uradim ne bi li sto duze zadrzala taj osmeh...Ceo svet mi deluje mnogo lepse dok gledam tvoj osmeh!!Prosto ima neku energiju koja sve oko sebe boji nekim magicnopozitivnim sarenilom!!Treba taj osmeh da pakujes i prodajes mislim da mnogo mozes da zaradis!!I seti se mene kada postanes bogata ipak sam ti dao ideju!!Mislim da bi jedan poljubac bio dovoljna satisfakcija za to??Moze??

-Hvala...Moze jos jedan a ja cu smisliti nesto novo genijalno cime cu ga zasluziti!!A ako ne smislim od prve penzije te vodim na pice,naravno ako ne zelis sada da ides sa mnom...Nije problem to cu da zapamtim da ti dugujem ne moram cak ni da pisem!!Jer ko ne bi zeleo da sedi za stolom pored tebe!!Eto cak ne moram ni da jedem dok sedimo mislim da,i ako deluje neverovatno,necu ni biti gladan...Dovoljno je da te gledam i ja sam sit!!

-Smem li da te povedem kuci i umesto obroka da te gledam??I onako treba da skinem koji kilogram tako da bi mi ta dijeta najvise prijala!!Cak sta vise mislim da bi i slika pomogla!!Slikacu te,ali ako ne uspe ja cu morati da te uzmem i stavim u sobu...


PS.Ne koristite ovo kao nacin da pridjete devojci velike su sanse da pomisli da ste ludi ili da vam lupi samar!!hahaha



Beauty…

- Wooow how beautiful you are… May I touch you to be sure that you really exist?? It’s seems to me like I’m dreaming, cause it seems unreal that God gave that much beauty to one person…

- What is your name?? May I know the name of the biggest beauty that I’ve ever seen?? It means a lot to me…

- I didn’t doubt that the name wasn’t beautiful as well… Fool, why’d I even wonder?? As like some other name could be worthy to mark such beauty!! Sorry, a moment of inebriation and delirium… With your eyes of course…

- Hey you, don’t stop laughing!!! Do I need to start making funny faces or am I funny enough as I am?? Or tickle you perhaps?? Just say what is needed for you to keep that smile of yours as long as possible… The whole world seems prettier too me when I watch you laughing!! Simply it has an energy of some kind which colours everything around it in some sort of magically - positive colours!! You should pack and sell that smile, I think you could get rich!! And remember me when you become rich, I gave you the idea, didn’t I?!! I think one kiss would be enough satisfaction for that?? Don’t you??

- Thank you… How about one more, and I’ll figure something ingeniously new to deserve it!! And if I don’t, I’m taking you out on a drink from my first pension, of course if you don’t want to come with me now… It isn’t a problem I’ll remember that I owe you I don’t even have to write it down!! Because who wouldn’t want to sit next to you at the table!! I don’t even have to eat while we are sitting I think that, even though it seems unbeliveable, I won’t even be hungry… It’s enough to look at you and be satiated!!

- May I take you home with me and instead of eating a meal just look at you?? I need take off a few pounds anyway, so a diet would suit me best!! Even more I think a picture would help!! I’ll take one of you, but if it doesn’t work I’ll have to take you and place you into my room…

P.S. Don’t use this as a way to pick up a girl, there’s a big chance that she would think you’re insane or you’ll just get slapped!! hahaha


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