Lefty from Mulberry St - The Future of the eUS
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by Lefty from Mulberry St
I hereby announce my intention to run for PotUS. Anyone who knows me at all in this game knows me as, lets say, different. My Platform for PotUS will be no different.
Why Lefty for PotUS is the future of the eUS:
I banged my sister-in-law
Can you say that? No. Need proof, ask PrudeJ630, thats my wife.
I drive a 2500 GMC Pick-up Truck
Do you want a president that drives a rice burner? My mobility is driven by gas guzzling, American style power.
I grill steaks and cheeseburgers in the winter time.
Why, cuz it tastes better, there is very little that is more American than cooking huge slabs of meat on a charcoal grill. I have no clue what tofu tastes like nor have I ever consumed a boca burger.
What defines an eNation?
Population, resources, caliber of players/citizens, regions and military strength/efficiency. It is not fair for the eUS and it's allies to not have a strangle hold on resources. not some resources, or most resources, but all resources. I seek to begin the process of facilitating this policy. I like the concept of SUPER NATIONS, spanning across continents, seas and hemispheres.
What about JCS?
I don't pretend to be an expert in the happenings and history of this or any browser games, luckily for us (eUS) others don't feel that way. As PotUS I will be more than happy to work with JCS, strategy experts.
In Game Experience
I have served as in the eUS cabinet twice and as DSoI once and am no outsider when it comes to forums and IRC. I do not frequent IRC as much as I have in the past, due to having a life.
My Cabinet
Yet to be decided. I am accepting applications.
A final word
This is who Lefty is, this is what I have planned. Vote for me on this basis, it is what it is.
INCI Translation-
This part got me a famous point, I assume. So no translation is available.
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can I be ambassador to eTurkey if you win?
/me seconds that ^
Lefty, the real question is, did your wife join in with your sister in law? If so, then you've got my vote for POTUS. LMAO.
@ mcgivey - No, not yet.
@ George - Maybe, What would make you the best candidate for the job?
If no one else was interested
Whats this Turkey you talk about, all I see on the map are other countries, but this Turkey you speak of.
Turkey is a country that currently exists iRL. eGreece will be annexing it for themselves if I have my way.
SUPER NATIONS FTW!
add a turkish translation
@ porngroove
Turkey translations caused famous points.
Try eTurkey, I think they speak Turkey there.
My god...you need to be voted into office.
I apply for the position of "Guide of the Revolution"
o7
Can I be the guy that checks the coats & hats?
Bet I'd make a killin' off of loose change!
Thedillpickl has been named the Director of the eUS Department of Coat & Hat Checking.
Yippee! I gotta vote Lefty for POTUS now.
You didn't say if you banged her before or after she became your sister-in-law. Extra points if she was your sister before she was your sister-in-law...
Late to the party, but this has EPIC written all over it.