Leading the party in a new erection! Girlfriends for everyone! Rainbows!
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by Candor
I'm running for WTP Party President.
I promise you everything from less taxes to cheaper beer. You'll be better looking under my leadership, and you will absolutely get laid more frequently with Candor in charge. The sun will shine more brightly, and colors will seem more vivid. Just by voting Candor.
Your erections will be firmer, and stand longer. Just by voting Candor.
Our nation will win more wars with Candor running the WTP, and your every game dream will come true. You will be a better person if you vote for me, and more sexy and desirable. You will always know instantly the coolest new bands, and you will always wear the coolest clothes anywhere. Just by voting Candor.
You will know all the cool words and phrases before anyone else. You will be the cool kid, and you can make fun of all the nerdy, ugly, fat, poorer and generally less cool kids, if you want to. Up to you in your whole new world! Just by voting Candor.
You'll own the coolest skateboard or car, depending on your age. But if you aren't currently happy with that either, I can change that too! Just by voting Candor.
Don't wait. Call now. The next 100 callers will receive something absolutely tremendous, made by the Amish, by hand, in Pennsylvania. Just by voting Candor.
Remember: A vote for Candor means every wish fullfilled. Just by voting Candor.
This little Pony could be yours! Just by voting Candor.
Like magic, for Cyberwitch he appears!
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The first 100 voters will get something absolutely fabulous! Post vote/sub.
We the People.
Jon now magically looks like the handsome Old Spice guy! See? It works!
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Candor for CP........... err I mean PP!
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vote 64, i already subscribed before
voted for firmer erections..
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GL Candor
I stand firm. Stand firm beside me!
Do not stand firm infront or behind me, however.
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request access in the parent public board, GA
@The Great Ape
You can get access here: http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,21962.0.html
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Ponies?
77th vote here
I'm totally in WTP for the firmer erections. Just sayin! 😉
And I'm totally the guy to give that to the party to rally 'round.
I would vote for Candor.
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But can you promise me I'll get Vin Diesel? Either way, you're pretty funny.
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v90.
and this reminds me of a shamwow commercial lol
😁^ Exactly. No more messes with your vote for Candor. Milk can't spill, cars are eternally clean, except when they aren't, and then the bikini models come and wash the car topless in your driveway. And with a vote for Candor, your wives and girlfriends are magically ok with this too!
ooohhh vote 93.. subbed when you came back around
Vote 94, subbed awhile back. Curious what my "fabulous" prize is.
v98 s was old.
V99, sub was old 🙂
v100, s401, hoping for ponies.
All I can see is a sexy pony, a sexy kid and a sexy fagg : D
Now, I'm not even sure if that butt is a girl at all??? :/
I don't know how was it for you in the 60's, but you're targeting a wrong audience here.
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Ups, wrong time. Going back to the future.
@Norbengo, is he?? We all know that boobs win elections in eR.
Excellent article, I'd vote for free beer, but you promised only cheaper (although free could be considered cheaper than paying for it).
Norbengo calls Vin Diesel a fag but thinks a toy pony is sexy. I've also seen him post that RGR is a 'good' 'guy'.
http://www.erepublik.com/tr/article/rich-rich-rich-to-gold-2155715/1/20
Actually the first pic is Norbengo's ass. He likes ladies panties.
So it is a mans ass, I knew it looked familiar : D