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LATE EDITION: BATTLE ON THE HOME FRONT

Day 10, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

• by AgentChieftain

VOTES FOR DIO! takes an inside look at the /v/akistan situation back in our Motherland.|||66.207.165.166, USA - On the popular forum for discussing the vidya and manually pleasuring one self to PROMOTIONS, a recent trend has emerged among the janitors. As /v/akistanis return to the land of their birth they are not greeted with open arms and thunderous applause, but with the cold clicking of a janitors mouse. However, the janitors are not completely at fault here. They have already had to see at least 20 threads today starting with DIO BRANDO's great plan to rule the world.

Any thread that mentions the Erepublik is deleted while still on the front page. Without fail they are destroyed after only minutes from posting. This activity is a little disheartening as it destroys our recruiting efforts if any e-mails were missed before the MDK on the threads. The thing that is out of hand is the threads are no longer marked for deletion, they just up and disappear like the tennis shoes I swore were here Monday. God Damn niggers are messing with me, leaving my Wii and stealing my shoes? Doesn't make and god damn sense.

Yeah, so, who else finds it funny that /v/ Janitors are MDK'ing our threads?

The press director had this to say:

"God damn it I'm fucking tired. Oh well, at least Japan time didn't suck as hard as last night's 16:9 fiasco. I going to bed."

No Janitors could be reached for an interview and all those that were contacted declined to comment on the situation.

(C)VOTES FOR DIO!: Late Edition, 2007