Knocking On Death's Door

Day 664, 19:53 • Published in USA USA • by Socialist Freedom Org

from the DoD...

"THE RUSSIAN ULTIMATUM
The Russian Prime Minister Smirnoff has demanded our capitulation. They have threatened to attack Florida tomorrow. The Russian President parter has now crowned himself "Emperor" and has stated that he will spend as much RL money as is necessary to defeat us.

"What does that mean for us? It means tomorrow we will be ready to defend our stronghold. The attack will likely come tonight at near server re-set while we sleep. Tomorrow we must be ready to give everything. Every American will be expected to over-fight tomorrow. Fight 5 times, heal, work and fight 5 more times."

Apparently, this guy is a rich guy IRL and instead of traveling the world and screwing high-class hookers, he prefers to sit at home on e-rep with a power trip. He is the truest definition of a douchebag

So what to do?

FIGHT IN FLORIDA! USE WEAPONS! HEAL! FIGHT AGAIN!

Bear Cavalry Lincoln Brigade... Fight in Florida
Bear Cavalry Workers Brigade... See Orders!

Remember, if you are NOT working in a commune, you will not be supplied food or weapons!!!

URSA FI
GO AMERICA!!!