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Knights of Psychodonia

Day 85, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

• by Ghiaccio

When I was 19, I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Shit's awesome.

Let's have a newspaper chat, /v/akistan. Tell us of your recent medical diagnosis.

Comments

C. Falcon Day 85, 09:33

In before assburgers,

I am geniunely diagnosed with Autism, and no; im not the useless bum people would think i am. Autism isnt as handicapping as people say it is, given that i need help with things, but im perfectly capable of doing just about anything with a little support.

Oh, and i am also diagnosed with Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome.

OnionKnight Day 85, 09:37

It's called dissociative identity disorder now. How does it work? Is it just random or are there triggers which switches personality?

Pochi Day 85, 10:41

i have a cold..

Kurotsuchi Mayuri Day 85, 10:49

I'm too handsome and intelligent.

William Walker Day 85, 11:20

I have a crooked hip. That's about it. Wait, why am I telling you this?

Scnigey Day 85, 11:22

I have Dirty Dump Syndrome.

Petar Molyneuxan Day 85, 11:39

I'm Batman.

Azimuth Day 85, 11:43

Molyneuxan who do you think you are because I'm the real Batman. You cheap FAKE

Dio Brando Day 85, 11:43

Vampirism and immortality 🙁

WeeYakk Day 85, 12:12

How does it work? Is it just random or are there triggers which switches personality? | Most people who have the disorder have at as a result of abuse or severe emotional trauma. They use the other personality's as a way to cope with stress so they don't have to. Ex. One such case a young girl who was raped by her father would turn into a young boy because according to the loli's knowledge at the time boys can't be touched the same way girls can.

John Freeman Day 85, 12:15

I get hayfever quite badly in the summer and I had a mouth ulcer a week ago.

Beeman Day 85, 12:33

I think I just catched the gay

Anon with Two Heads Day 85, 13:17

We have been diagnosed with having two heads.

Rehmat Ali Khan Day 85, 13:47

I ejaculate blood.

Soren Mace Day 85, 13:53

Better than ejaculating ants, amirite?

Also I was diagnosed with Aesbergers, as well as Depression, and ADD. None of which I actually suffer from. Though, even I will admit, I have some Aesberger-like tendencies... Also I have huge penis.

>:3)))) FAT LION, WALK TO THE CAR!!!!!!!

Benn Dover Day 85, 14:01

At the early age of 6 months I was diagnosed as Assraping Destructive Disorder... whatever. I've heard that many people have A.D.D. too, so I'm not worried.

GnolTac Day 85, 15:27

WHEN I WAS

Grawflemaul Day 85, 15:50

I've been diagnosed with Virginity. It's terminal, I'm afraid.

Ghiaccio Day 85, 16:18

OnionKnight: It sometimes triggers randomly. It mainly triggers when you're feeling drastic amounts of another feeling. Happiness, frustration, etc. You just switch automatically.

Kamiyu Day 85, 16:26

I ejaculate SAND.

I also have narcissistic, paranoid, sadistic and mysoginist tendencies... just your average 4channer.

Al-Mansur Day 85, 19:10

I urinate flames.

Attack Wallaby Day 85, 19:53

I have headcrabs.

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