King Of The Hill
Ska2D2
"Rules"
One person starts controlling the hill and the next poster must find a way to kill that person and take the hill for themselves. You can add a defence as well if you like. You can have as many goes as you want.
I found some typed up rules on a different forum here. But the main thing is to be creative it's an imagination game to pass time.
I build a hill
and put a fence around the hill. My hill
Comments
I drop a nuke on you.... You are dead...
Has someone seen the hill???
I wait a while until the radiation kills Mr Knee.
I then claim what is left of the hill as mine!
I'm guessing the hill is ingrown now?
I tunnel under the "hill" and attack wayne from underneath. Brutally murdering him with a pickaxe in one hand and a shovel in the other.
I take a look around and realise that I can only see the edge of the "hill". So in order to improve my chances of survival I build a massive tower in the center of the ... "hill".
i release a sheep, intrigued Jimmy comes out to shag the sheep, i bash him in the head with his own pick axe.
i claim the hill and the massive tower in the center of it. i also release flying crocodiles with lasers attached to their heads as extra defence.
Haha.
I hire a swarm of RAF helicopters and drop a new bigger hill from the sky on to suezo31's tower crushing it and him. From the debris a new hill is formed.
I then get The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog the guard my hill
After a month of incantations I invert physical reality, making the hill a hollow. As the hollow is next to a fast flowing river, it rapidly fills with water, drowning all inhabitants (including the rabbit).
I then plant my flag in a small boat and row to the centre of the lake, claiming it as my own.
Im struggling to picture this. Did you make the hill hollow and then it collapsed cause of the water. Or is there a lake under the hollow mountain?
He inverted it - making the hole which the water filled. He's king of a boat now I think 😃
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