KEVEN4CP! Wait, what?

Day 2,163, 01:45 • Published in Canada Canada • by Keven Traide

Ho ho ho, I'm just kidding. I can't run for CP, not even for the lulz, because I STILL cannot log onto the forum, where I guess the majority of this game (apparently, according to you guys) happens.

I would like to amend a few things said in yesterday's article before continuing with today's:

-Yesterday, I reported that I-Bleed-Blue-93 was an inept manipulator, a young doof playing puppetmaster with too many strings on his fingers. I was wrong. He has informed me, in private interview fashion, that he has-just-enough-strings-thank-you-very-much, now-bow-to-me-for-I-am-IBB93, supreme-overlord-of-eCanada.

Also he thinks I'm coming on to him. He's not my type, though. (Too short, not featured here or here. If I link to other articles with boobs, does that make me have boobs by proxy, or do I have to start putting pics of my own that I find up?)

-Yesterday, I also said that all was quiet on the politics front. While this still remains true, our esteemed CP and all around good guy, D'Addy Addy Lawrence, would like to make sure we are all aware that things actually aren't quiet at all.

Now, onto today's random musings. I don't actually have a whole lot to talk about, or very many questions to ask, really. I'm only making an article because I'm bored and have nothing else to do until a new DO is assigned to me. Seriously though, could someone reactivate Keven Traide on the friggin' forums, so I can actually participate in this eCountry or whaaaaat.

I feel like it is somewhere between light raincoat weather and heavy parka weather where I live, right now, but I don't own anything between them. So I have been dressing like a dork in a heavy parka, pretending I'm "all dat". Girlfriend says I look good and properly Canadian though.

The Leafs have now lost a couple in a row, so I suppose we can expect the same performance out of them as we have in the past few years. Hard out the gate, mediocre for the rest of the season, and a final last minute push for the playoffs that, with the exception of last year, failed to secure a playoff spot for almost 10 years or something like that.

Would it be more beneficial for me to spend all this CAD I have (like, right around 10k, and 10 gold) on like, training grounds, or should I invest maybe in a food resource factory (since I have a level 1 food factory already and stuff)? Or should I do what I did with the last almost 10k I had saved up and just spend it over the course of a month or two on max quality weapons and inflict all the low-tier damage I possibly can?

Because Leafs fans need love too:



That's all for today. (I hope all the links applied work).