Keeping the PLP in Friendly Hands

Day 1,090, 19:35 • Published in North Korea USA • by Ballman
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Hello Coreans and subscribers, just writing a quick article to let Corea know I'm running for party president of the People's Liberation Party (our third-place party). Its important to keep the party in Corean hands due to the ever present pto threat, and with no candidate before I jumped in it was entirely possible some unsavory individual could candidate himself at the last moment with no opposition and wreck havoc with the party. I'd like to think as a congress member for the last 3 months I can be trusted to hold the party and I would really like for my two gold to not be wasted, so if another candidate jumps into the race in the next 4 hours I would appreciate if you would vote for me (assuming there is not another more pressing pto threat).

Thanks for your time,

Ballman