Keep Calm and Carry On

Day 1,492, 10:22 Published in United Kingdom USA by Peregrine


Cowards.

Here's my eRep day so far:

(1) Log On.
(2) Move around a bit because there are frogs in London.
(3) Do a bit of other bother.
(4) Skim news.
(5) *headdesk*

I would like to put forward a formal request for a royal decree to declare the eUK a Winge Free Zone, because there is an awful lot of that going on at the moment and apparently we need to be reminded that such nonsense is beneath us.

If you're going to bother my eyes and ears with your whinging over the frogs running down our streets then, before I do, I offer you take a moment to consider this:



And not just that, but an annoying one.

Stop whinging. Now.



Instead, remember who and what we are.



And so forth.