Kassare 竞选议员！来自水木党的新秀能给EC带来什么？

Day 1,549, 21:15 • Published in China North Korea • by Kassare

水木党新秀Kassare竞选议员，作为一颗政坛新星，他能在EREP这条坎坷之路上前行多远？本报十分荣幸，能登载这名政坛新秀的竞选文章，以下是kassare经过“千辛万苦”撰写的竞选文：
“咳咳，我是kassare，忠实的EC公民,参与了本次Liaoning地区议员选举。我希望能为EC国家伟大的事业作出贡献，时不时的弹劾囧统、调戏隔壁家的邻居小妹（扯远了）我希望，全世界的人民团结起来！扯远了。
支持我的派包包！！！
……”
（以上省略1W字）
看来我们的Kassare 骚年已经准备好应对议会选举的压力了，让暴风雨来个更猛烈些吧！！哎呀！谁这么没RP从楼上砸花盆？！哎呀…………
The freshman from NEWsmth Kassare is going to be the congressman.As a new star in the political world of Echina,How far will he go ahead in this road?It is our honor to interview the star and load his maiden article.Following was the article edited by Kassare with going through untold hardships,sai😛
“Hello,I’m Kassare,faithful citizen,participate in the Parliamentary elections and wanna to be the Liaoning representative.I hope I can donate myself to the Great National Industry……And I wanna all people all over the Eworld united together!
~There are no kids but foods.
……”
(Ellipsis contain about 10,000 words...)
Looking at our Kassare,who is prepared for facing the pressure of Parliamentary elections.Trust me, Kassare must be your best choice.

附上各选区政选名单,Kassare将用包包和机票钱来欢迎各位的选票~伸手党可耻啊~
There is list,maybe you need it.Choosing Kassare,Choosing Food.
以上内容纯属Kassare手下报纸K'Red Eye独家言论，与Kassare本人言论无丁点关系~
作为光荣的EC citizen，Kassare对于新生群众们的热情”众所周知“（谁敢说不是？）如果你也想成为光荣的EC citizen，那么就请点下面的链接吧，新的生活在欢迎你，骚年！XD
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