Kaptain Kidd to PTO LAP

Day 2,336, 08:45 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Frodo Tea Baggins

Yes I am here to PTO the Liberty Advancement Party, you heard it right.



The question is why would I do such a thing? That's easy, I'm bored and a bit of a dick. Let's face it currently the media module is fairly quiet so I'm fulfilling the need of more content, that's the first win-win. Secondly this is America. No election is completed without some shouting PTO here, ATO there, I'm filling a need the general population expects.



Now while I promise to amuse myself please don't expect me to actually do anything, I'm not a fan of hard work and I hate party politics. While it may sound bad on the surface you can rest assured I will fulfill my electoral promises. Amusing myself will be accomplished.

Always remember it doesn't matter who you vote for as long as you vote and participate, so why not me?

Your future PP,
Kaptain Kidd
and most wickedly I did as I sailed