Kad je Bog ...

Day 3,403, 20:21 • Published in Thailand United Arab Emirates • by Bane Pozarevac

Stvori Bog magarca i reče mu:
-Bićeš magarac, radićeš od zore do mraka, tegljićes na svojim leđima sve što ti stave i živećeš 30 godina.
Magarac odgovara:
-Neka bude volja tvoja, Gospodine, ali... 30 god je previše, zar ne bi bilo bolje 10?
Usliši Gospodin magarca i načini ga takvim.
Zatim stvori Bog psa i reče mu:
-Bićeš pas, čuvaćeš kuću čovekovu, jest ćeš što ti daju i živećeš 25 godina.
Pas odgovori:
-Neka bude volja tvoja, Gospodine, ali... 25 godina je previše. Zar ne bi bilo bolje 10god?
I usliši Bog psa i načini ga takvim.
Onda stvori Bog majmuna i reče:
-Bićeš majmun, skakat ćeš od drveta do drveta i činiti majmunarije za zabavu okoline svoje i živećeš 15 godina. Majmun odgovori:
-Neka bude volja tvoja, Gospodine, ali... 15 godina je previše, zar ne bi bilo bolje 5 godina?
I usliši Bog majmuna i načini ga takvim.
Konačno stvori Bog i čoveka i reče mu:
-Bićeš čovjek, naj inteligentnije stvorenje na zemlji i gospodarićeš svetom i svime na njemu (osim ženom, to ti nikad neće uspjeti) i živećeš 30 godina!
Čovjek odgovori:
-Hvala ti i neka bude volja tvoja, Gospodine, ali... 30 godina je premalo. Zar ne bi bilo bolje kada bi mi dao 20 god što neće magarac, 15 što ih odbi pas i 10 što ih ne htjede majmun?
I usliši Bog čovjeka te ga načini takvim.
Tako, živi čovjek 30 godina kao čovek, zatim se oženi i živi 20 godina kao magarac, radeći od zore do mraka tegleći teret porodice na svojim leđima. Potom ode u penziju i živi 15 godina poput psa čuvajući kuću i jedući što što ima. I na kraju živi još 10 godina kao majmun skakajući od stana do stana svoje dece kreveljeći se da zabavi unuke
ENGLISH VERSION

God created the donkey and said to him:
You'll be a donkey, you will work from morn to dusk, pull on his back all you bet and you will live 30 years.
The donkey answere😛
Let's say your will, Lord, but ... 30 years is too much, would not it be better to 10?
Hear Mr. ass and uses it as such.
Then God created the dog and said to him:
You'll be a dog, will guard the house of man, you shall eat what they give you and you will live 25 years.
Dog answers:
Let's say your will, Lord, but ... 25 years is too much. Would not it be better 10years?
I hear God dog, and by such methods. Then God created the monkey and sai😛
You'll be a monkey, you'll jump from tree to tree and do Monkey for your entertainment environment and you will live 15 years. The monkey answere😛
Let's say your will, Lord, but ... 15 years is too much, would it not be better 5 years?I hear God monkeys and by such methods.
Finally God created the man and said to him:
You'll be a man, the intelligent creature on earth and lord it over world and everything in it (except for his wife, that you will never succeed) and you will live 30 years!
The man replie😛
Thank you and let it be your will, Lord, but ... 30 years is too little. Would not it be better if they gave me 20 years you will not be an ass, 15 of them refused belt 10 which they would not monkey?
I hear God man, and by such methods.
Thus, man lives 30 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a donkey, working from dawn to dusk lugging the burden of the family on his back. Then retire and live 15 years like a dog guarding the house and eating what he has. I end up living another 10 years like a monkey back-flipping from apartment to apartment for their children to have fun making faces grandchildren