Just call me Sergeant FK!

Day 449, 08:29 Published in Czech Republic Egypt by Franz Kafka

What a battlefield! Despite an agreement to return Northern Territory to Australia, renegade Indonesians fought to retain it nonetheless!

But the day was won and Australia has a new state. Every win for national self-determination is a win for us all - and I dream of a day when our brothers and sisters in eGreece and eIsrael can also enjoy such freedom.

And now I have the pleasure to inform you that I attained the rank of Sergeant and will be returning to eCzech Republic to continue to build our nation and make us stronger.

As always I remain in the service of our wise and benevolent leader - President Red Duck - and will be returning to the political scene. I am considering a move to revive one of our smaller parties and inject some more energy into our political scene.

I will return tomorrow - after I have been released from my current employment.

FK