Joke of the week (Day 1736)

Day 1,736, 03:40 Published in United Kingdom Poland by wigibob

Hello and welcome to this weeks joke of the week I know that are supposed to be published on a monday but errrrrrrr I meant to publish it late because this weeks jokes are all genuine excuse notes for school

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Thanks for reading

wigibob