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An attractive young woman approaches the bar in a country pub. She catches the barman's eye and, with a demure little head tilt, coyly invites him to lean foward so that she can whisper in his ear

'Can you tell me something?' she breathes in his ear

'Certainly ma'am' he replies

'Well, are an you important member of staff here?' she asks, playfullly stroking his beard

'Well ma'am, I'm Head barman'

'So.. not the Manager then?' she says, runing fingers through his hair

'No ma'am' the young man replies

'Could you do something for me?' she asks with a smile - now with both hands running all around his face

'Anything ma'am' he manages to say

'Could you give the manager a message from me?' she asks, playfully slipping one or two finger tips into his mouth

'What message?' he gasps

'Tell him there is no toilet paper, soap or paper towels in the ladies toilet'