Joke of the day - Letters to landlords
Binda33
· I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
· The lavatory is blocked; this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof.
· This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
· The toilet seat is cracke
😛where do I stand?
· I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
· I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
· Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
· I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
· I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.
· The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
· The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
· Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
· Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
· Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
· Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.
· I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.
· Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
· I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
· When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
Comments
· Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
Ha
😃 lovely as always
Tee Hee!!!!!!!!!XD
The 2nd to last one isn't very funny.
This one?
"I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much."
lol
It's only funny if you're immature imo.
There is a difference between knowing the meaning of a dirty joke, and knowing the meaning of an actual word.