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Just about managed to squeeze this in before taking a break .. Enjoy!!

Two men sit drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One
turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you
jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor,
the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the
building and back into the window." The bartender overhears this, and just
shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar. The second man
says: "What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen." The
first man says: "No, it's true, let me prove it to you."

He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the
street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around
the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the
elevator back up to the bar. The second man tells him: "You know, I saw that
with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke." The first man
says: "No, it isn't. I'll prove it again." And again, he jumps and hurtles
toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the
building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to
try it. The second man says: "Well, what the hell, it works, I'll try it."
He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th floor, 10th
floor, 9th floor ... and hits the sidewalk with a splat.

Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says: "You know,
Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."