Joke of the day - At the Pearly Gates

Day 680, 02:55 • Published in Indonesia India • by khasim

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered,

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and slugged him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, Back off!! Or I'll kick the "shit" out of all of you!

"St. Peter was impressed; "When did this happen?"


"Just a couple of minutes ago." he answered.