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Join the Conservative Party!

Why Join the Conservative Party? I'll tell you the reasons I like it:

We Pwn All
We're the best party. Sure we aren't the largest party, but we are the best. Everyone else is jealous and probably say that they are better, but it is a fact that the CVP (The acronym for the Conservative Party) is the best. UberPwn! We're the Best thing since Sliced Q1 Bread!

DesertFalcon
Of all of the senior players (All the long time, high ranking, active, and best) in the eUSA, I would have to say that our current Party President, DesertFalcon, is one of the best. DesertFalcon has many ideas to totally revolutionize the party (I'll get to that later) and the nation. He's right in the head (both mentally and politically) unlike that Wade Seagrave guy...

New Updates to Come
DesertFalcon is now starting up a whole plan to totally revolutionize the CVP forever. He wants to set up new programs, new departments, and many other things to boost activity and quality level.

Now's the Best Time
Now is the best time to join! Why? With these changes coming, we need new people to help them come swiftly and as best as they possibly can be. The more people, the more ideas. Also, if you join know, you'll know what's happening as it happens instead of joining in a few months from now and trying to figure everything out.

Because I'm in It!
Can there be a better reason?

Conclusion:
The CVP is the best party. Join it. Now. Right this second.