JOIN OR ANGELA'S PUSSY GETS IT

Day 1,557, 14:26 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Willard Mitt Romney
From the increasingly desperate leader of NUM and his group of cronie cohorts and lame-duck advisors:



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