Jizzibald McGuire, esq.
Rico Suave
Fellow eSouth Africans:
As you leave your homes tomorrow heading for the ballots you will have a lot to think about. The candidates are different in so many ways yet similar in their devotion to our nation.
Mr Browski has served in the office before and his term certainly give him credit. VP McGuire has acted as president many times during this term due to president ERDWURM's absence.
VP McGuire has presented a clear platform dealing with the issues we face today:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-sexy-times-178511/1
Mr Browski has presented a vague platform that mainly focuses on health plans:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-balding-times-180231/1
The Black Lion Front has already implemented a national health plan through eSAHC.
With this in mind, will you vote for VP McGuire's expressed platform?
Or will you vote for Mr Browski's hidden platform that is "similar to Jizzie's"?
Whatever you do, make sure you get out there and vote.
Long Live the Nine Provinces of South Africa!
Comments
Voted
Just realized I have to be level 6 to vote 🙁
Jizzie would have gotten mine you go man!
Vote! Vote! Vote... JIZZIE!
Short sweet and to the point! Good Article Rico! Vote jizzie!
Go Jizzie!
I love it - elections certanly make people excited. 🙂
Thank yo umy sexy monkey man. Well done.
BLF BL BLF!
Thank you Jizzie. "Well done" isn't even close. Typing this article without opposable thumbs is f***ing brilliant!
Huzzah!
That is pretty impressive, Rico. No opposable thumbs and big hairy ape hands must make typing a real problem. Thank you for your efforts.