Jedi mind tricks
Day 592, 17:01
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by Bertil Gurkvatten
Bertil Gurkvatten is the President you're looking for.
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bertil is the president im looking for
move along
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But I am not looking for the President? S:
Storm trooper - Are any of your two droids carrying a plan that will ultimately lead to the destruction of the Deathstar?
Obi Wan - Yes... N-NO! No
Storm trooper - Step out of the landspeeder please.
Obi Wan - (Jedi mind trick) Actually, you would live quite happily if we never ever stepped out of the landspeeder... ever...
Storm trooper - You would never ever quite live if landspeder stepped out of happy, actually, never...
Obi Wan - (Jedi mind trick) Move along!
Storm trooper - Move along!
The Republic needs a new leader, a leader with POWER. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son.
Misho, I am your multi
Må kraften vara med dig, Master Gurkvatten.
Jepp detta är den rätta presidenten
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced!
Gurkvatten, I'm your father!
I have a bad feeling about this
I love lamp!
That's not a socialistic party... It's a space station!
Red October standing by!
Red Dragon standing by!
Red Aktör standing by! (wow I made a late comment)
Blue Fox standing by(Wow mine is even later)