Janos Leinport to Represent Ontario in Congress

Day 1,189, 20:15 • Published in Canada Canada • by Janos Leinport


Janos Leinport to Represent Ontario in Congress

News Flash! eCanada asks the candidate:

Who are you, Janos Leinport? “I’m an eCanadian with a strong sense of duty towards my eNation. That sense of duty to serve led me to The Crimson Order, where I serve as the Captain of the 5th Legion Northern Knights. It has also led me to join the Democratic Action League, where I have risen to Junior Vice-President of the Party. I also own my own business, Saskatchewan Grain.”


What do you stand for? “I stand for truth, justice, and the eCanadian way.”


What do you oppose? “I only discriminate against the discriminators, and our currency becoming worthless.”


Have you ever been in Congress before? “No, and I hope that will help me provide a fresh perspective to our government.”


What do you hope to do in Congress? “I hope that I can help Congress develop methods to strengthen the CAD. Also, I’d like to secure critical resources for Canada.”


What is your position on Labor? “I think we should make sure that our workers keep as much of their pay as possible. The average worker will never be confronted with the minimum wage as we have a very competitive job market, so it should be allowed to be low to support organizations that run as communes.”


What is your position on the Military? “We need a Natural Enemy for training. We need a grain region. We need to keep our militaries efficient. And we need to be ready to support our allies around the world.”



Wow, are you sure you’re not Superman? “No, son, I’m not Superman… My name is Janos Leinport. I’m the fastest man alive.”


Vote Janos Leinport for Congress, Ontario!