It's a Conspiracy!

Day 1,043, 22:24 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Edana Savage

I have been away, children. Not because I wanted to be. My illness had escalated and I found myself in the hospital. I'm feeling better, but not quite myself yet.

It looks like I missed a lot of fun. The acquisition of Northern Ireland looked very entertaining. Our wonderful An Taoiseach has filled me in on the highlights.

Tsk Tsk, Brits. Haven't you learned by now we aren't the same Ireland of a year ago? You may like to talk big, but your performance leaves much to be desired. Fortunately, we know how to handle our guns.



With the changes to the War Module I am forced to conclude with no evidence whatsoever that the Brits are behind it all.

Yes, you read that correctly. It's the Brits fault that the war module has been changed.



I remember them crying over the fact that we won Northern Ireland back because of the time zone advantage and the numerous "Americans" living in eIreland. Aye, I know. Them Brits have gone mental. No one here but we eIrish.

They just couldn't take the butthurt. I sent them a wee care package, but I haven't seen a thank you note yet. I hoped they liked it.



Maybe I should have included directions?

Well, changing the war module isn't going to help alleviate their impotence and feelings of inadequacy. Since I work in the biz, I could recommend a good therapist. Maybe their Queen Mother didn't show them enough love and that's why they whine and cry so much? We may never know.

I suppose we could take Scotland and Wales off their hands too. They would be better off with us anyway. Just saying.....

We have better alcohol, better music, better looking people, better accent, better countryside, better.... Do I really need to go on?

Anyway, I'm going to do my job, fight when I'm supposed to and comment when appropriate, or not appropriate. I get those two confused sometimes. A product of my advancing eAge.

Kick some Brit arse!

With much love,

Edana